Men might want to bone you, but they’ll never want to bone your bones.
Too many thoughts
I think if I got a full night’s sleep every night for a month, I would look gorgeous.
But I don’t see that happening any time soon.
It’s working!
These prenatal vitamins must be doing the trick.
My hair is super shiny & healthy looking now.
WHY?!!!!
Last night I dreamt I was about to get it on with Pete Wentz.
Why do I always wake up before the best part?!!!!!
Busting up
I was watching a Jenna Marbles vid about what a girl’s hair means when the video stopped just as she was yelling ‘i love anal sex!’.
Dying of laughter for 5 mins straight.
Yes there is a difference!
Not sure what I am, but as long as I’m an artist first & foremost, I’m good.
I guess I’ll just remain an alcoholic.
I must’ve been a nightmare.
She paid the bill for paramedics when I got a ring stuck on my finger, I remember her disappointed looks at my parent-teacher conferences, I remember she told us she hated cleaning our clothes after I had rolled around in the mud, I remember the first time I cried at school because of stress and she told me that is was nothing, I remember when she drove away after we told her my brother had pushed my sister through the kitchen window, there was that time I hated how she enrolled me in after school classes to make sure I graduated high school, and how pissed she got when I was suspended from school…
I know nobody could’ve prepared you for a child like me, so thanks for not killing me Mom.
I used to feel bad about never getting into photography, until I started realizing what kind of people were into it also….
