bleh

May 17

odddayscomic:

Men might want to bone you, but they’ll never want to bone your bones.

May 17

Too many thoughts

I think if I got a full night’s sleep every night for a month, I would look gorgeous.

But I don’t see that happening any time soon. 

May 16

It’s working!

These prenatal vitamins must be doing the trick.

My hair is super shiny & healthy looking now.

May 15

WHY?!!!!

Last night I dreamt I was about to get it on with Pete Wentz. 

Why do I always wake up before the best part?!!!!!

May 14

Busting up

I was watching a Jenna Marbles vid about what a girl’s hair means when the video stopped just as she was yelling ‘i love anal sex!’.

Dying of laughter for 5 mins straight.

May 13

odddayscomic:

Yes there is a difference!

Not sure what I am, but as long as I’m an artist first & foremost, I’m good.

I guess I’ll just remain an alcoholic.

May 13

I could whatch this show all day….wait….that was yesterday.

May 13
hooray-anime:

For Ninjakitten by *MortMorrison
May 12

I must’ve been a nightmare.

She paid the bill for paramedics when I got a ring stuck on my finger, I remember her disappointed looks at my parent-teacher conferences, I remember she told us she hated cleaning our clothes after I had rolled around in the mud, I remember the first time I cried at school because of stress and she told me that is was nothing, I remember when she drove away after we told her my brother had pushed my sister through the kitchen window, there was that time I hated how she enrolled me in after school classes to make sure I graduated high school, and how pissed she got when I was suspended from school…

I know nobody could’ve prepared you for a child like me, so thanks for not killing me Mom.

May 09

odddayscomic:

I used to feel bad about never getting into photography, until I started realizing what kind of people were into it also….